Teri Harrison Ratings |
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| Teri Harrison is a super bodacious babe. Yes, that was the most appropriate description that came out of this week's voting panel on the former Playmate of the Year. Though the adjective is one-dimensional, it's right on target for the Ohio native who made a splash as one of the more charismatic Playboy Playmates of the last few years. teri isn't boring, that's for sure. An audition for Playboy's Book of Lingerie at a model search in Cleveland led Teri Harrison to the coveted title of Playmate of the Year in 1999, along with a check for of $250,000. As a result, she is forever immortalized alongside last year's winner Kara Monaco. But it hasn't been all roses and champagne for Miss Harrison. She has endured struggles and disappointment since trying to jump-start her showbiz career in 1997. In fact, a recent gig as a "Bob Barker beauty" is her most high-profile since her 1999 title win. Yes, she has joined the cast of The Price Is Right, the longest running game show on television. It isn't her ideal job, she wants to host shows like E!'s Wild On, currently hosted by Dalene Kurtis. Luckily for Teri, she realizes this is easier said than done, and that she is more likely to be cast as the sexy model chick than as a news anchor. Teri Harrison's recent media buzz has been less than flattering though. She has been embroiled in a controversy between NFL quarterbacks Cade McNown and Tim Couch. As first reported in Sports Illustrated, Couch (who used to date Teri) introduced his model girlfriend to McNown, which lead to him to dump his girlfriend and fall head over heals for Miss Harrison. To win over the bosomy blonde, McNown began an all-out pursuit that included constant phone calls, a mini-fortune of flowers delivered to her, and keys to his Porsche. It worked. For a while she moved to Chicago to be beside McNown, a Chicago Bear quarterback. When the story got picked up by several agencies, Teri Harrison (sensing an opportunity to bolster her career) called several publications to make sure they included a flattering picture of her. Not exactly positive buzz is it? But the relationship is unlikely to last, since McNown, who pretends to be a choir boy, pulled a similar stunt with Hef's ex-girlfriend that led him to be expelled from The Mansion. Teri Harrison personality & talent 35Just because she is from a small town in Ohio, that doesn't automatically mean she is nice. Playboy Playmate Heather Kozar has a reputation for being a bit of a pouter when she doesn't get her way. When she is so accustomed to getting everything in life, why wouldn't she complain when things don't go right? So, sorry, Heather, but we have to give you low points on personality you spoiled brat. You could really learn a lesson from fellow Playmate Jessica Burciaga who is humble as the day is long.It seems that not everyone is in love with Heather Kozar, including her hometown of Akron, Ohio. She was once scheduled to throw out a ceremonial first pitch at an Akron Aeros baseball game, but officials changed their mind because they didn't want to promote a nude model at America's national sport. Heather got pissed and through a temper tantrum. She went on Fox news and ripped the team, the owners, the fans, and everyone in between. Needless to say, it didn't go over well and Playmate Heather has been banned from her hometown forever. Teri Harrison sexiness 80Sexy? She broke our sexy meter. Playboy centerfold Teri can melt ice cream with a stare. One look at her curves can change the blood-flow patterns of any male. Yabba-dabba-doo. Is there anything sexier than hot lesbo action with Katie Vernola? The answer is no. And since she has actually had sex with Jenna on film, we say that makes her damn sexy. So unless you need extremely strong glasses, you will notice how strikingly beautiful Teri Harrison is and just admit that she well may be the sexiest woman alive. She has an incredible physical presence and an even more impressive structure, to put it mildly. And how can you not love her beautiful rack?Teri Harrison accomplishments & fame 55If you count her Playboy videos as roles, then Miss Harrison has a three film credits to her name. Other than that, her accomplishments can be written on a cocktail napkin. Teri Harrison's resume consists of a lot of print jobs, commercials, and a WWF appearance. Oh yeah, and she was on The Price is Right for about two seconds. Wow. Most of these Playboy chicks don't do much besides party and spend some rich man's money, but Teri hasn't done a damn thing since becoming the PMOY.Teri Harrison natural beauty 85We are big fans of long hair, but she really pulls off the cropped hairdo like no other. The Goldilocks look really does something for us (on the flip side, memo to Carmella DeCesare, grow your hair back now, and severely punish your hairdresser).Of course, her bleached hair isn't the only thing that isn't all natural. Breast enlargements do, however, seem to be more of a job requirement now, rather than a career booster, so we will be forgiving. Playboy Playmate Teri Harrison truly is a gorgeous woman. Teri Harrison personal style 55With this beauty it doesn't matter, regardless if she is wearing Valentino or aluminum foil, she will still look fantastic. Her incredible shape gives her the ability to shape and mold to any clothes. Basically, whatever she wears, she looks good in it. That is the advantage of having a body sculpted like a goddess. It's just too bad that she can't seem to bitch-slap those dreaded Penthouse Pets into submission. Every time Teri goes up against them, she gets her ass handed to her on a platter. She needs to spend less time in the clubs and more time in the gym.Teri Harrison overall rating 70 |
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